Funny Quotes Using the Word Mason

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"The mummy felt betrayed, like when a spouse agrees on a picture you decided to scout but to put on a different movie as yous become to the bathroom, having to sit through the whole movie and not argue about information technology because it'due south not worth fighting over, just boiling upwards within and remembering it for later when they want their coffee with half-and-one-half, knowing that y'all put 2-percentage milk in there and they won't know, but you volition."
― J.Southward. Mason, The Satyrist...And Other Scintillating Treats

"And to make matters worse, the two deer shining the lanterns inside the ambulance's headlights were tired and explained through an intercom system that would not be working over again until the morning."
― J.S. Mason, The Satyrist...And Other Scintillating Treats

"The following morning, Wilhelmina awoke to a solitary lily pad moaning subsequently escaping from an exquisite Monet painting piece that was hosting some shades of watercolor chips that were a century and half-oldish that subbed as a dish for artsy gourmet-eating tadpoles that had both a yearning for the foggy by and longing for their froggy future."
― J.S. Bricklayer, The Satyrist...And Other Scintillating Treats

"The wolves were now permanently mute out of almost three week long perpetual fear of the penguin, and this was amusing to the penguin, who was much pleased, contrary to the redundancy of the latter part of this sentence where he certainly was not pleased."
― J.S. Stonemason, The Ghost Therapist...And Other Grand Delights

"And the emu, non continuing up to the cassowary, accompanied the cassowary on their continued journey of the safari, never to render considering a zebra herd trapped them dorsum into pre-color boob tube times indefinitely."
― J.Southward. Mason, The Ghost Therapist...And Other M Delights

"He had been shuffled out then speedily he didn't even realize what he was wearing, like a King of Spades who wanted to file a complaint to the playing bill of fare company manufacturer for not drawing him a garden tool like he specifically asked for."
― J.Southward. Mason, The Ghost Therapist...And Other 1000 Delights

"Simply before the man could reach the door, there was a knock, like one that happens to precipitate a courtship meeting for two punctuation marks that are going out to dinner and 1 really doesn't like the restaurant, but goes anyway because they're a comma dating."
― J.S. Stonemason, The Satyrist...And Other Scintillating Treats

"The book that he wanted was in an expanse that seemed barren and deserted from the rest of the library, like a friend who had been alienated for committing a social fake pas such as pronouncing French words with the English language "x" and "s" sound, not the "false pas" referring to the loser in a paternity test battle."
― J.S. Bricklayer, The Ghost Therapist...And Other G Delights

"as they marched out on their manner to band practice to get fitted for new hats to hide foam rollers in, every bit the able-bodied director was very against the band members having smooth fascia and demanded they take sore muscles while the football game team played."
― J.Southward. Mason, The Satyrist...And Other Scintillating Treats

"Sifting with a sifter, artifacts later artifacts later artifiction that was ruled out equally planted by some teenagers that were trying to pepper the site with pepper shakers that were from millennia agone, failing to take into account that those items were created less than 200 years ago."
― J.South. Mason, The Satyrist...And Other Scintillating Treats

"Just then the room became sullen, like a community member meeting for sheep that are hearing a ruling near to be alleged and are asked to speak now or forever hold their fleece."
― J.S. Mason, The Satyrist...And Other Scintillating Treats

"like 2 unmarried people playing cat and mouse for way too long, where the cheese has long since expired for the mouse and the mouse is manner too malnourished for the true cat."
― J.S. Mason, The Ghost Therapist...And Other Grand Delights

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Source: https://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/19789657.J_S_Mason

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